Turkey done modder's style

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This is a worklog of sorts. And this also harkens back to my bachelor days .

First off, a recipe that I have perfected (imo anyway)

Andouille Apple Pecan Stuffing
1 lb. day old bread, cubed in 1" pieces
~1.5 lbs. Andouille sausage, ground
3 stalks celery, diced
1 medium onion, diced
1 apple of your choice, diced
1/2 cup of Pecan pieces
1 can Chicken Broth
1 Tbsp olive oil

In a small (~1.5 to 2 qt) stockpot over medium high heat, brown sausage for 5 minutes, then add onion, celery, apple, and pecan pieces and saute for ~5 minutes more. Add bread cubes and chicken broth. Stir and stuff bird.

Since this 14 lb bird is stuffed, I'm roasting it @ 350 F for 3 and a half hours (best to figure 15 minutes per lb @ 350 for a stuffed bird).

And now for the modding!


One of these years, I'll attempt a Turducken, but not this year. Anyways...

One stock turkey, who will be turned into turkey stock tomorrow...

Stuffing. My favorite part of dinner!

And here's where it gets a PG-13 rating:

Yes. A bikini. With the wife's blessings no less!

Stuffed.

And the bikini bottom!

Another update in roughly 3.5 hours, as this bird is in the oven!

And Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[Omega]

you are a disturbed man.


I should sneak some LED's with me to turkeydeath and get pictures of my "modded" dinner.

[crenn]

I don't think he's disturbed, just a little bored xD

[calumc]

The only reason I came to this thread was to see some naked breasts.
You just ruined my day.

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Originally Posted by calumc

The only reason I came to this thread was to see some naked breasts.
You just ruined my day.

Now that's not only a classic line, it's my new sig.

Thanks!

[calumc]

Seriously though, you better show me some close ups when that bikini comes off! :p

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Originally Posted by calumc

Seriously though, you better show me some close ups when that bikini comes off! :p

Patience, young grasshopper. She's getting the tanning bed treatment as we speak! :p

[crenn]

You better not forget to baste that bird.

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Originally Posted by crenn

You better not forget to baste that bird.

Might be kinda hard to do that--the 'bikini' as it is is not attached. I'll give it a go here in a bit and give an update, as I think I know how to keep it in place.

Edit: Basting won't be a problem as long as I'm gentle. No problems there!

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And now the moment you've all been waiting for:

I'm beginning to think that the original picture was photoshopped.

Oh well, it's still tasty!