Arctic Silver or Cheese?

[Indybird]

When you're building a computer and you're all out of thermal paste, just use american cheese!

It actually works (http://enthusiast.hardocp.com/article.html?art=MTYyNywxLCxoZW50aHVzaWFzdA==) ...somewhat.

-Indybird

[FuzzyPlushroom]

So do vegemite (though not well) and toothpaste (for a day or so) (http://www.dansdata.com/goop.htm).