Oh, so you're an expert? What do you pwn?

[Ironcat]

Alright... I am bored waiting for my Milorganite to water in (if you're wondering, it is an organic fertilizer made from HUMAN bioproducts.) so here's my topic of du jour.

Everyone has something that they think they know everything about. They can go on and on about it and use their awesome wisdom to pretty much trouce (if you're under 25 that means to pwn) anyone who tries to dispute what they say.

Maybe it's a job you had, maybe it's research you did for the great American novel, whatever. Here's a chance to blow your own horn... Where do you rule? What do you pwn? I will even go first...

I pwn absolutely anything having to do with the great state of Florida.
I pwn wildlife and semi pwn at marine biology.
I sorta pwn hunting and fishing.
I pwn the entire food and beverage industry.
I pwn some medical stuff mostly related to trauma or emergency medicine.

[Bucko]

I pwn the Windows based signaling system we use at work to control the Rail Network (it was funny when they sent me to do a course in it and I showed the instructor things he didn't even know about).
Give me another month and I'll pwn the Linux based Signaling too.

[Ironcat]

I got 5 to your 1

No matter what we do... no matter how trusting the eyes they look at us with, no matter how loved we are... no matter how much they may think differently...

We will never pwn at being a Dad cuz you'll always want to do more and do it better.

[Luke122]

<thread hijack>
I have a kid on the way.. due mid June. I'm really excited, as this will be my first!
</thread hijack>

I pwn NFS:MW and Underground and Burnout3.
I pwn shotgunning beer.
I pwn creative places to vomit after a 26 of tequila.
I pwn at finding new ways to hate my neighbor
I pwn at road rage.
umm..
I pwn at finding new and exciting ways to break computer parts. :D

[simon275]

I pwn an wireless networking
I pwn at procrastination
I pwn at staying on two feet after consuming vast amounts of alcohol
I pwn at profiling of people online
I pwn at Delta Force Black Hawk Down
I pwn at Sleeping

Congrats Lukifer122

[tybrenis]

Simon - PROFILE ME, bitch! (P.S.: have fun with this one...lol)

I pwn at circus stuff, unicycling, juggling, fire, diabolo, flying trapeze, and contortion.
I pwn at knowledge of plastics and fabrication techniques.
I pwn at singing and acting.
I pwn at cnc machines. Ask me ANYTHING about them.
I pwn at knowledge of manufacturing techniques.
I pwn at musical diversity? lol thats a wierd one.

[Slug Toy]

i pwn at metal work.
i pwn at wood work.
i pwn at jewelry.
i pwn at painting.
i pwn at designing.
i pwn at engineering.
i pwn at math.
i pwn at bio.
i pwn at chem.
i pwn at physics.
i pwn at geology.
i pwn at being a friend most of all.
i used to pwn at halo.

i pwn at a lot of things now that i think about it.

[Crimson Sky]

I pwn this website.

[Durrthock]

I pwn at crashing in flight sim

[Omega]

I pwn noobs who don't know what to do when NET SEND messages pop up.

[simon275]

I pwn noobs who don't know what to do when NET SEND messages pop up.

I loved doing that at school. :rolleyes:

[Omega]

I loved doing that at school. :rolleyes:


That's where I do it. I have a complete list of the computer IP addresses and a batch file that sends a message saying something like "pwned, noob"

[armadilloben]

I pwn in swimming. I went US team "Fleet" for 7 years straight. I can do a butterfly stroke that looks so flawless. I'm not as fast since tore my rotor cuff though, so I don't pwn in actualy swimming, at least as far as speed, but I am a consultant of sorts on form, style, entry, turns, etc. I pwn in CPR instruction. I was a lifeguard for 5 years (from 14 - 19). By the time I was 19, I was certified red cross instructor in CPR and regional manager for Miller Swim Academy (out of Houston TX).

Macormedia Captivate. If you do any e-learning, or are interested in the benefits of e-learning for your company, let me know. I can be a consultant of sorts for that as well.

-Captivate
-Breeze
-Dreamweaver
-FlashMX
-Camtasia

a couple others I can't think of.

that's it. I pwn at being a DAD!! w0000t +1bioajijsdjgfalrezillion rep

swimming represent! sweet minty i was 2nd best in nj for about 3 yrs! i could do the fifty in in 24 seconds:D

[d_stilgar]

I try not to toot my horn too much, so the only thing I would say I am an expert on is BullsEye Ball.

[Spawn-Inc]

i pwn being lazy, and procrastination! and seinfeld loving the best show around! also the resident evil series!

[nil8]

I'd get banned for a couple that come to mind. Let's just say they're not DEA & MPAA approved.

I've learned how to archive and organize large amounts of data extremely well. This was learned by necessity over the years.

I've learned to deal with solitude better than most. I've gone an entire month without speaking to another human & staying in my house, without any major side affects. Try it. Most people don't last a week before they go stir crazy and feel it necessary to talk to someone.

I study various aspects of the occult. I'm not as steeped in at as some, but I definitely burn my free time learning of the ways of the left hand path.

Once I'm warmed up, I'm rather adept at splitting firewood.

[armadilloben]

i assume it was the 50 meter i mean i could be wrong but a did do the pool in 24 flat i am positive of that i mean i swam in 25 as well so that is probably the more plausible explanation sorry for the confusion

[armadilloben]

yeh im 13 and i can promise u one thing no ****in way am i smoking ever! my grandpa has emphysema and he just got out of the hospital after 2 weeks from... a cold both my parents smoke and i try to stop them and like tell them not to but they are just like ok (whatever) and it pisses me off so much cuz like i dunno but then again i apreciate my lung capacity i would go half way to the other side of the pool with out ever coming up for air alot of times at my town pool i will stay underwater and like hover right up on the bottom and then like surpirse people:D

[Spawn-Inc]

not to turn this into a smoking schpeal but for some reason i don't find smoking addicting. i'm 19 now but at 17 i smoked maybe 2 or 3 cigars (cigars because they smell good and because of seinfeld more so kramer cuz he always looked cool doing it) and then later on i smoked maybe total 3 packs of colts but i never found it addictive so guess i'm lucky i have never smoke a cigarette so it might be diff as I've heard stories that companies put more nicotine in them than natural amount already in it but on the other hand cigars or suppose to be 5 times worse so i dunno all i noe is i have stopped and now all i do is drink yummy vodka and rum and stuff like that NO BEER/WINE nasty **** that is!

[armadilloben]

gavualt spawn said schpeal im so fashimalled!
u jewish spawn?

[Spawn-Inc]

hahaah no i justed wanted to use a diff word

[SgtM]

hmm....

I pwn at music performance, PC's, networks
I pwn at being passed over for GOOD jobs even though I'm qualified
I pwn at marksmanship
I pwn at Marine Corps/Military knowledge
I don't pwn as much as Minty at being a dad, but I like to think I'm ok at it.

[DaveW]

I pwn at programming. No, i really do.
I pwn at an old N64 game called Lylat Wars. Never Lost a game ever.
I pwn with PIC microprocessors. Some would say that's the same as programming. Because i pwn, i know this is not the case.
Oh, and i pwn at getting really good deals on stuff without haggling.

I don't pwn at much to be frank, but i'm a little bit good at a hellova lot of stuff.

-Dave

[Drew]

I don't pwn at nuffin :(:(:(

Maybe tyre fitting (agricultural and commercial)...but that cant count surely......

[Indybird]

I pwn at figuring out digital electronics (w/o manuals and instructions :eek: )
I pwn at knowing about computer parts
I pwn at predicting the future
I pwn at eating alot of tacos at once
I pwn at Java Programming
I pwn at most racing games
Lastly and most importantly:
I pwn at Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II

How many pwnage abilities does one need to be considered a pwnzor? :dead:

[.Maleficus.]

As of this moment, I can only think of one thing I pwn at that isn't lazy/procrastinating/sleep related.

I pwn at learning information after hearing once.

I managed my whole first semester of algebra doodling and reading. I don't know how, but if I hear something, I probably learned it. Once it's in, it isn't coming out.

Well, I guess there is one more thing I pwn at.

I pwn at being the biggest geek of all of my friends. I can ramble on and on, and none of them will have any idea what I'm talking about (usually computer/Linux related).

[slytherock]

I pwn at seing details; I can name almost all objects in a room after being there a few minutes. I can tell what every person in a room did, with alot of detail, exemple: a person in the other corner can ask: where did I put my lighter, and I can answer who took it and in wich pocket he dropped it two hours ago...(I know it's freak, but I cant help it)
I pwn at complicating easy things
I pwn with girls. I always had the girls I wanted, exept maybe one time in grade 8...

[DRece]

I pwn at leaving things unfinished, I always have something to do whether I tend to do it or not.

[jaxspades]

I Own at english, but don't Own at internet lingo...sorry dudes.......well, not english either.

hehehe

I pwn at music
I pwn Tony Hawk games
I pwn Metal Gear Solids
I pwn at website design--just HTML and CSS--I don't mess with making scripts I use free ones........
I pwn at D&D
I pwn at building stuff....for some reason, I just can build....maybe it's because I loved Legos so much as a kid.......

Ummmmm, that's enough I spose.