Trick-Or-Treaters To Be Subject To Random Bag Searches

[Malatory]

Oh how fitting ...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41899

"Individuals concealing their identities through clever disguise, and under cover of night, may attempt to use the unspecified threat of 'tricks' to extort 'treats' from unsuspecting victims," Chertoff said. "Such scare tactics may have been tolerated in the past, but they will not be allowed to continue this Halloween."

[Crimson Sky]

thats farkin' hialrious--and yes, fitting our current state of life in the USA

[crenn]

IS this a joke or something, that's pathetic.....

Then again, I've never done haloween........ mainly because I don't understand it.....

[Malatory]

IS this a joke or something, that's pathetic.....

Then again, I've never done haloween........ mainly because I don't understand it.....

the onion is a satire paper (comes out in paper print and web as well).