The Riddle Thread

[noopypoop]

Heres a good one i just found on the internet....



A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[Luke122]

Loving this thread.

[Drum Thumper]

Heres a good one i just found on the internet....



A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

Hmm...Noopy, have some rep. You just stumped me.

[Luke122]

Good one Noopy.. I'm grinding on that one too.

Here's one:

These two words rhyme with orange.

[Omega]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

"You will put me in prison for six years."

[Luke122]

Heres a good one i just found on the internet....



A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

"your honor, I have these photos of you wearing your wife's clothing..."

[noopypoop]

"You will put me in prison for six years."

did you look it up or heard it before?

[Omega]

did you look it up or heard it before?

Neither. I thought about it (I'm a huge semantics geek btw) and that's the only statement that if it's "true" it's false, and if it's "false" it's true.

[noopypoop]

Another one i found on the internet....


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?



Its a really funny answer

[Luke122]

She took his picture.

She shoots him, holds the print in the developing solution (not water, but oh well), and then hangs the print to dry.