Before anyone freaks out, no, I did not buy a Mac. It's for a friend, I swear. ..no, but seriously, I didn't buy a Mac....
Anyways, I haven't seen the thing yet, but apparently the onboard keyboard, touchpad, and ODD have stopped working, but when you plug keyboard/mouse/etc into the USB ports, they work fine. I'm guessing a loose ribbon cable, but anyone who has more experience with MBP's have any other ideas?