Strange Track in the Snow

[mDust]

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Well, that tortoise isn't making much progress, and it would leave foot prints that wouldn't blow away. Maybe Dumbo was carrying the tortoise? upside down? as a prank? good one Dumbo!

[3pcon]

I'm telling you guys Jesus is the answer.

Ask anyone

my only other answer would be some kind of a animal.

I think it's number 1 tho

[Zephik]

It was a Dumbo, Tortoise, Jesus monster. With a sawed off shotgun. On fire. IN SPACE.

[Spidermeld]

I honestly doubt if any cold-blooded creature would make it more than 10-20 feet in snow. They would give up and try to conserve what little warmth they had left.

Maybe an unusually fast, mentally-impaired turtle with a boot warmer tucked into his shell...but not a normal one.

I couldn't help it.... you've been sig-quoted.

[mDust]

I couldn't help it.... you've been sig-quoted.

lol.



Here's some of my handy detective work:
The snow piled to the sides of the trail means something was dragged or pushed through the snow. If a freak on a unicycle decided to go for a late-night ride, the track would be clean cut on the edges due to the snow simply being compressed. There would also be snow on the bottom of the track, instead of being mostly scraped aside.
The fact that the snow was bunching up in front of dragged item clears possible suspect #1: the wind. If the wind could move something that heavy, there would be no track as it would have blown over.
Evidence suggests animals were in the area, so they become suspect #2. Since there are no witnesses to the deed, we can only assume possible scenarios: A cat or small raccoon found something (relatively) delicious. It was unable to carry said meal, and thus dragged it along backwards (over most of its tracks) with its mouth. A dog or other large animal stumbled upon this scene and decided the meal was indeed delicious. It picked it up after scaring off the previous owner, thus ending the trail and leaving the animal tracks (possibly 2 sets). What does all of this prove? ...That I have nothing better to do with my time than to theorize about animals fighting over garbage hundreds if not thousands of miles away. THE END.

[Twigsoffury]

It was a Dumbo, Tortoise, Jesus monster. With a sawed off shotgun. On fire. IN SPACE.

Evil dead 5?

[Twigsoffury]

lol.



Here's some of my handy detective work:
The snow piled to the sides of the trail means something was dragged or pushed through the snow..

if it was really windy, maybe the wind blew a box through the snow... or something.

where do you live? maybe there is some sort of strange native species of mutant retard animal in your local.

[mDust]

if it was really windy, maybe the wind blew a box through the snow... or something.

where do you live? maybe there is some sort of strange native species of mutant retard animal in your local.

That would have to be a really heavy box to scrape the ground without tumbling...the wind it would take to do that would be tornado-like. I do like blaming retarded mutants though. They're one of my favorite scapegoats.

[Twigsoffury]

That would have to be a really heavy box to scrape the ground without tumbling...the wind it would take to do that would be tornado-like. I do like blaming retarded mutants though. They're one of my favorite scapegoats.

maybe it was a mutant retard animal inside a box..that couldn't escape?

[mDust]

maybe it was a mutant retard animal inside a box..that couldn't escape?

Had to be this. What else could it have been?