Lol...i have a couple of Athlon XP 1100's kicking around. I can spare you one if you can get a hold of a Socket A motherboard. (I feel like father Christmas here.)
For the record, i firmly believe that what goes around, comes around Drew; you don't need to pay me back for anything, because one day, you'll help someone out. Maybe that person will then help me, who knows? So i don't mind sharing and helping. If you can get a socket A mobo, i'll send you a PSU. I have plenty of socket A mobos, but i don't know what works and what doesn't; I'm certain they're all faulty.
-Dave