Damn you!Originally Posted by Luke122
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Damn you!
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I heard it was that she shot him, held his head under poisonous chemicals for 5 minutes and then under water for another 5, blah blah, blah...
she took his picture.
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects"
Robert A. Heinlein
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And here's the real kicker--none of this applies in the digital age!Another one i found on the internet....
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Its a really funny answer
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"I travel the world, but never leave the corner."
What am I?
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And the best part is that was in the OLD riddle thread! xD
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An office globe?
People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People’s heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool.
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Negative.
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Don't tell me you've all given up on this one!
I dance four feet to ev'ry line, with A and A I try to rhyme. And B and B make couples two, the answer my friend stands in front of you.
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It's not an atlas either, is it?
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Not an atlas either.
The dancing thing... can you clarify something? I'm reading it as rhymes with "A and A". closest I can think of is "layaway"...
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